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I can’t imagine why you’d want to,

but people do. This supports me do stuff like drink wine and talk shit on the internet. You’d have far better returns playing the lottery. In fact, at least you have a chance of returns playing the lottery. No such chance exists here.

Please know that if you are stupid enough to donate, you get nothing in return. Not my services, not my promises, not my soul. You are giving me money because you feel like giving me money. You acknowledge that you do so with a sound mind and with no intention of any gain whatsoever. You will not issue chargebacks, and you acknowledge that any chargebacks issued are inherently fraudulent and will be contested with all charges occurring to you.

If all this sounds normal and you’re still keen to support my reckless endeavours; cheers big ears!